Mary's Mu Muus, That's the Ticket.

Mary's Mu Muus

Mary's Mu Muus are so neat ,
Dress with color down to your feet,
With plenty of room to cover your seat,
Helping you to be discreet.

When you are feeling too tight up top,
Mary's Mu Muus let them flop,
If they sway to and fro.,
No one dare to ever know.

Or if they swing from side to side,
Room Mary's Mu Muus will provide,
Pretty puffed sleeves they they do sport,
Helping  large arms to comport,

Mary's Mu Muus  fit just fine,
A welcome break from your A line,

So hail a cab and waddle down,
To Mary's Mu Muus in your town,
Have a look that men desire,
Set the boys pants on  fire.

The price is right at your local outlet
It replaces that constricting outfit,
If you need an extra size,
Mary has vast supplies.

Helps to cool in summer heat,
Breezes blowing between your feet,
Ladies emit those pleasant sighs,
As breezes caress 'tween ample thighs.

Billowing Mu Muus do the trick,
When those legs begin to stick,
That is because the fit is loose,
Not tightening like a hang mans noose.

So come on by and try one on,
A sure addition to feminine charm.
Mary's Mu Muus make you complete,
For men's attention to compete.

So come on down to Mary's store,
The entrance has a large wide door,
Styles, colors and accessories too.
Miles of beads for your mu mu

The floppiest flip flops you ever did see,
Allow you to walk so sensually,
Every color is here for you,
Buy them up collect a few.

Nice white sneakers in sizes petite,
All the way up to super elite.
You will the belle of the ball in,
When that fella comes callin'

Our make up counter is brand new.
Many cosmetics for you to view,
Allows to apply and coordinate,
Go ahead don't hesitate.

Make your cheeks brightly red,
Don't worry about what is said,
Wet look lipsticks they are hot,
Stopping hearts right on the spot.

On your mu mu attache a collar.
The cost is only an extra dollar,
If you attend a formal affair,
Causing all to envy and stare.

Mary's Mu Muus the place to go,
When you want to make a show,
Baubles and bangles we have too,
To accentuate the classy you.

To Mary's store come on down,
We sport the widest door in town,
The entrance is long and it's tall,
The biggest door in all the mall.

It is meant to accommodate,
Those who can't perambulate,
Enter please watch your step,
Cross the thresh hold with some pep.

Look to the right, eyes then left,
A massive stylish color fest,
Jumping up and down with glee,
As you start your shopping spree.

It's all there bras and bloomer.
Some large enough to sail a schooner,
A big selection you shall see,
Above, even with, or below the knee.

Get a Mu Mu of satin and lace,
Put a smile on your hubbys' face,
All behold the brand new you,
Showing off your thing or two.